Wednesday, September 14, 2011

FORGET THE DIET

I have a solution for all you fatties. Find a job where you will be covered so people don't know you are fat:


Supreme Court Justice


Pope or Cardinal


Run for Senate in Massechessetts


Be a guide in a national rain forest (wear the pancho all the time).


Hawaiian dancer (the one where they all wear moo moos).


Model ghillie suits.


Be a baby elephant in a cheap circus.


OR


Repent and READ THIS


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